Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Mujhe To Express News Wali Ladki Se Dar Lagta h ,,
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DOSTO
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Keheti Hai
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Jo Sab Chupatay H,
wo Hum Dikhatay Hen,
Touba Touba Touba :-O

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Added 9 years ago

Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problem...:-P
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.sari Ladkiyo Ko Lagta H Ki Iski To Pehele Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi,,,
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Unko Kya Pata Iseke Waje Se Aaj Tak Single Hun Mai.;-(;-( :-P

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Added 9 years ago

Takat ki 3 item..
Ghee asar krta hai 3 din me..
Dudh asar krta hai 3 ghante me..
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Daru asar krti 3 minute me..
ab choice ap ki apko konsi takat chahiay

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Added 9 years ago

Finally,
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I have Decided To Buy
Iphone5
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AnyOne Need Kidney...

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Added 9 years ago

Boy: wow....
U look sooo perfect with incredible
body n
flower like skin....
what do u use?
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Girl: abode photoshop... Boy shocks girl rokzzzzz...

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Added 9 years ago

Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud
Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not
Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me
"5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao
Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye
Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor
80km Per Litre.

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Added 9 years ago

Atma Chod Gayi Jism
Purana.
Didi Tera Devar Deewana.
Blood Donate Karne K Pehle
Hamesa Group Janchna.
Basanti In Kutto K Samne
Mat Nachna.
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole
Nandlala,
Ooh La La.

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Added 9 years ago

Are Diwano Muje Pehchano Kaha Se Aaya Mai Hu
Kon?
Mai Hu Kon?
Maihu Mai Hu?
Are Upar Inbox Me Naam Nahi Dekhe Kya?

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Added 9 years ago

Ek Admi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kese?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Added 9 years ago

Ladies driving
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha.

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