Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

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Added 9 years ago

Sitaro me aap,
Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap,
Dhop me aap,
Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

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Added 9 years ago

Which r d most powerful 3 words
other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA...

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Added 9 years ago

Driving Styles In
Diffent Countries
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1 hand On Steering
Wheel,
1 Hand Out
Window---USA
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1 Hand On
Steering
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1 Hand On Horn ---Japan.
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1 Hand On Horn,
1 Hand On Gear,

Listening Loud
Music,
1 Ear On Cell,
1 Foot On
Acceleration,
Nothing On Break
And
Both Eyes On
Female In
Next Car-
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INDIA
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We are Multi Talented...

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Added 9 years ago

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

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Added 9 years ago

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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Added 9 years ago

Sms Krne K 4 Fayde


1)-riste Kamjor Nai Hote


2)-sab Contact Me Rahte Hai


3)-apno Se Dil K Bat Keh Skte Hai


4)-kanjus Kon He Pata Chalta Hai.

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Added 9 years ago

Boy: UncLe Mai ek Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa
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UnCLe: Toh UsKe BaaP Ko
CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT
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BOY: UnCLe,
CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai...

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Added 9 years ago

In India,
bikes are used to-
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fill the gaps created by cars in traffic...

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Added 9 years ago

Arz kiya hai
Duniya me bahut dard e tanhai hai

Wah wah

Duniya me bahut dard e tanhai hai

Wah wah

Zalimo tum v msg karo meri kya muft ki kamai hai..

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