Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 7 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

Like SMS - 61 - SMS Length: 441 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

Like SMS - 52 - SMS Length: 216 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 151 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

Like SMS - 43 - SMS Length: 139 Husband Vs Wife
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 158 Sardar SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 174 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Ladkiyo Aur Popcorn Ke Beech Mei Ek Common Similarity…
.
.
.
.
.
Dono Ko Thoda Sa Jalao To Muh Fulaa Lete Hain.;-)
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)

Like SMS - 56 - SMS Length: 151 Boy-Girl sms
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.
GF :- Wo kyun ?
Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.
GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 207 Funny SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Like SMS - 46 - SMS Length: 150 Boy-Girl sms
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 7 years ago

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2015 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen

Like SMS - 14 - SMS Length: 148 Funny SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
« Previous 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 Next »
Jump to Page

SMS Language

Both SMS