Jokes-Funny SMS

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

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Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai

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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

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Ladkiyo Aur Popcorn Ke Beech Mei Ek Common Similarity…
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Dono Ko Thoda Sa Jalao To Muh Fulaa Lete Hain.;-)
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)

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Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.
GF :- Wo kyun ?
Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.
GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

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1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2015 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen

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