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Papa: Arre Aaj Tumhari Mummy
Itni Chup Chap Kyun Baithi Hui
Hai Son: Kuch Nahin Papa, Mummy
Ne Lipstick Maangi Aur Maine
Galati Se Fevistick De Di.
Papa: (With Tears In Eyes) Kamaal
Kar Diya Yaar, God Bless You
Lady Techar: Chalo Beta,
Iss Line Ko Do Lafzo Me
Bolo, Main Aapse Pyar Karta Hoon
Studet: Soory, Mam,
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Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
Khani Hai Mushkil, Do Lafzo
Me Ye Bayaa Na Ho Paaye..!
Apne Khoon Se Likh Diya
Har Dewaar Pe Uska Naam,
Phir Har Wo Dewaar Thod Diya,
Jispe Likha Tha Uska Naam Kyuki,
Splleling Mistake Thi Yaar.
Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas
Kyo Hai..
Malkin: Tumhare Sahab Apne
Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar
Karte Hain..
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe
Dhokha Nahi De Sakte.
Dear Subscriber,
Ur Due Date To Take Bath For This
Month Is Today, Plz Take
Bath By Due Date To Avoid
Khujli And Dandruf..! Thanks
Oye Mil Gya, Mil Gya,
Il Gya, Haa Haa Mil Gya,
Balle Balle Mil Gya,
Dhinchk Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera SMS
Pdhnewala Bewakuf Mil Gya
Caller: Hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: Yes Sir
Caller: 1 Large Pizza, 2 Small
Pizza Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
Pizza Hunt: Kiske Naam Pe Bheju Sir?
Caller: Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba…
Diffrence between
beautiful night & horror night.
Beautiful night is When
You hug your teddy bear &
sleep.
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Horror night is When your
teddy hugs you back...
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
