Jokes-Funny SMS

Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years
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Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years...
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What does this mean?
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You need more experience to Handle a
girl than a country :| :| :| :

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Indians wear helmet not for the
safety
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But to save
money from the Traffic police...

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye

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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon
Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag
Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag
Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai.
Student: Fir Bhi Ap Apna
Dupatta Sahi Nahi Kr Rahi Ho!

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Techar Papua Se..
Techar: Agar Koi Moti Ladki
Palat Ke Wapis Aaye To Iss
Sentense Ko
English Me Kya Kehange?
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Papu: GOL MAAL RETURNS!

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Ladki: Agr Main Mar Jau
To Tum Kya Karoge?
Ladka: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga..
Ladki: Itna Pyar Karte
Ho Mujhse..?
Ladka: Pyar Vyar Kuch Nhi Tere
Chkkar Me Udhari Itne Ho
Gye Ki Jeena Muskil Hai..!

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Girl: Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile
Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai..
Mobile Shop Wala: Memory
Card Hai Kya ??
Girl: Memory Card To Nahi
Hai, Rasan Card Ya
Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???

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Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha.

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