ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi
ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?
Dentist: NikaLo.
ChILd: He he he he
Ek Bahu Thi
Padosi Pe Line
Marti Thi
Saas Ne Dekha
Fir Bhi
Kuch Na Boli
Pucho Kyun??
Kyunki..
SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI!!!
Kya “Andaaz”Hai
Kya “Jalwe” Hai
Kya “Style”Hai
Aur Kya “Smile” Hai
Message To Karte Nahi
Aur Garv Se Kehte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai
Sardar ne call milai to awaz aai
Is call k liye aap ka balance na kafi hay
Sardar koi bat nahi behn ji tum nay mujhy sa baat ki itna hi kafi hay .
America me light jaye to
Power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h
Bt India me jaye to
Pdosi k ghar dekte h:
Sbki gayi na...
4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar,
2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the.
Santa-Sharm Kro Niche Murde He.
SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He.
If Classroom Is Not A Place To Sleep
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Then Home Is Also Not A Place To
Study ... :)
DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE.
Dhoka mila jab pyar me,
zindagi me udasi chha gai,
:(
socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,
kambakht doosri pasand aa gai...:
Namaskar,
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ye MALE/FEMALE jan seva hai.
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Agar aap MALE hai to 1 call kare,
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FEMALE hai to 5 sms kare,
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Inme se kuchh nahi to kuchh na kare,
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to hum samajh jayenge.