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BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .
Pappu to Kapil Sharma: Husband aur gadhe mein kya fark hain?
Kapil: Dekh bhai husband jo hain wo shaadi karke gadha ban sakta hain,
par gadha itna bhi gadha nehi ki wo shaadi karke dobara gadha bane.
Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?
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Traffic Police.
Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi
hoga…
(‘.’) Lo Ji
< )'(> Arz
_/’/_ Kia Ha
Dunya Me Bohot
Dard-O-Tanhai Hy
\(”,)/” Wah
\ \ Wah
_/”\_ Wah
Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Koi Muft Ki Kamai Hai
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek
line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Santa - jee red light dikhaunga
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Santa - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Santa - apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi
to
Santa - fir m apne Bua k ladke
papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu?
Santa - jee usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nahi dekhi.
Chalo apki tasveer kheechein,
Ok
Smile
Seedhe kharey
Rahein
Ready
Click
Developing
('.') Oh My GOD
<)|(> Kya Pozz
_/""\_Hai
Nazar Na Lage.
Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.
Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha to meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.
Sitam Sehny Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Kisi Ko Stany Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Sms Bhejne Ki Koshish Karo Gareebo,
Muft K SMS Parhne Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy
Sochta Hu Kanjoson Ka Ek Department Banao,
Chairman K Kursi Par Aap Ko Bithaon,
Duniya Se Aap Ko Chanda Dilwaon,
Ta K Aap Se Kuch Msgz Tu Le Paon.. ;
