Jokes-Funny SMS

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BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!


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Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

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Pappu to Kapil Sharma: Husband aur gadhe mein kya fark hain?
Kapil: Dekh bhai husband jo hain wo shaadi karke gadha ban sakta hain,
par gadha itna bhi gadha nehi ki wo shaadi karke dobara gadha bane.

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Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?

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Traffic Police.
Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi
hoga…

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(‘.’) Lo Ji
< )'(> Arz
_/’/_ Kia Ha

Dunya Me Bohot
Dard-O-Tanhai Hy

\(”,)/” Wah
\ \ Wah
_/”\_ Wah

Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Koi Muft Ki Kamai Hai

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RAILWAY INTERVIEW
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek
line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Santa - jee red light dikhaunga
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Santa - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Santa - apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi
to
Santa - fir m apne Bua k ladke
papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu?
Santa - jee usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nahi dekhi.

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Chalo apki tasveer kheechein,


Ok

Smile


Seedhe kharey
Rahein

Ready


Click


Developing

('.') Oh My GOD
<)|(> Kya Pozz
_/""\_Hai

Nazar Na Lage.

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Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.

Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha to meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.

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Sitam Sehny Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Kisi Ko Stany Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Sms Bhejne Ki Koshish Karo Gareebo,
Muft K SMS Parhne Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy

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Sochta Hu Kanjoson Ka Ek Department Banao,
Chairman K Kursi Par Aap Ko Bithaon,
Duniya Se Aap Ko Chanda Dilwaon,
Ta K Aap Se Kuch Msgz Tu Le Paon.. ;

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