Jokes-Funny SMS

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

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Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..

DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..

Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai.

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Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.

1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.

Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.

Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?


Wo Ladke Ne Kaha - “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

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Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

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Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
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Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
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Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

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Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

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Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man - Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha

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Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

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Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha

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Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

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