Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi
Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.
Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan, Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He.
Ladka: Doctor Me Roj 10 Baje Uth Ta Hu, Aur Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Problem Ho Rahi Hai.
Doctor: Bachche Jaldi Utha Karo, Kyon Ki Sari Oxygen Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Lete Hai..
2 Ladkiya Apas Me Ladd Rahi Thi
Tab wahi Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye sharabi Tera Boyfriend
.
2nd: Nahi Tera BF
.
1st: Tera
.
2nd: Tera
.
.
.
Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?
Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..
Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?
Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.
Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!
Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”
Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha
Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!
Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”.
Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara…
Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai..