Jokes-Funny SMS

Ladkiyo ki ek smile

Itna confuse kar deti hai,

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Sala pura din samaj hi nahi aata ke,

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Has ke dekh rahi thi,

Ya

Dekh kar has rahi thi…

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Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?

2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1 msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..!

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Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..

Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!

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Girl: Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ki Ring De Do, Mein Ring Ko Dekhke Tumhe Roj Yaad Karungi,

Boy: Tum Ye Soch Kar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Magar Ring Nahi Di!!

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Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

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2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?

2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

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Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?

Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.

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Teacher - Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
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Papu - Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.

Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.

Moral - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

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3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai

Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.

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Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

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