Ladkiyo ki ek smile
Itna confuse kar deti hai,
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Sala pura din samaj hi nahi aata ke,
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Has ke dekh rahi thi,
Ya
Dekh kar has rahi thiā¦
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1 msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..!
Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
Girl: Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ki Ring De Do, Mein Ring Ko Dekhke Tumhe Roj Yaad Karungi,
Boy: Tum Ye Soch Kar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Magar Ring Nahi Di!!
Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..
2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.
Teacher - Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
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Papu - Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.
3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.