Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Santa Raat Ko Cycle Le Ke Qabristan Main Ghus Gaya.
Phir Dusri Side Se Bahar Nikla
Aur Paseena Ponchhty Hue Bola:????
Yaar, Ye Konsa Road Tha????????
Itne Sare Speed Breaker

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Glass Tootne Par Kaisi Aawaz Aati
hai..???
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Crush.. ??
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Crish.. ??
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Hish.. ??
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NO..
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Socho..
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Socho Na..
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Ok
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Arey.. Maa Ki Aawaz Aati hai:" TOD
DE TOD DE,
SAB TOD DE, Kuch Baki Mat Rakh
Janwar Kahi
Ke.. :-) :-D

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Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…

Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi

Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage

Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

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Koi Najro Se Ishara Kar Leta Hain,
Koi Aankho Se Kuch Kah Deta Hain
Bada Hi Muskil Ho Jata H Jawab Dena
Jab Koi English Me Baat Kar Leta Hai

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Why Does an Elephant Drink More
water in January Than in February?

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Don't Act Smart
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Because January Has More Days Than
February...

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Three types of students have 100%
attendance in schools-

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1. Intelligent Students
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2. Who Had Girlfriend
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3.Who use Dettol...

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8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:
1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja :-) :-P :-D

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
"Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho"
2nd Student:
"To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain."

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Boy to girl- 'Stop' I can PK
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Girl- what PK?
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Boy- purpose karuga
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Girl- FSSSM
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Boy- what FSSSM?
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Girl- fut saale sendal semaarugi:D
Girls rocks
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Boy- MBKF
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Girl- what MBKF?
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Boy- mukka bhi khayegi fir
Boys double rocks.

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