Jokes-Funny SMS

Mehek Whisky Ki Kabhi Kam Nahi Hoti,
Pine Se Zindagi Khatam Nahi Hoti.
Botal K Sath Ho Agar Namkin Or Gold
Flake,
To Zindagi Sultan Mirza Se Kam Nahi
Hoti…

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Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..

Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha!
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Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya
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Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai..
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Bheed pichhe hati..
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Toh Dekha KUTTA
mara pada tha.!

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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali
thi ki...
1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka
aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho
to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..
wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri
kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne
pahley kabi nhi li kisi se..
phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi
to ladki ne kaha:"
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Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai
ladki ban kar ghumu
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Mera naam Bablu hai..
Ladka Behosh...,
bablu madhosh

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Ek Buddha Machhar Apne Pote Ko Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha

Buddha Machhar: “Beta Aaj Kal To Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha.”

Pota: “Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa?”

Buddha Machhar: “Beta , Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.“

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Munna Bhai-
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Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log Operation Se Pahle Patient Ko Behosh Kyu Karte Hai.
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Circit-
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Bhai Bole To Patient Operation Sikh Jayega To Patient Khud Hi Karne Lagega Na Bhai.
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Muna Bhai -
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Abe Tu Kitna Solid Kaha Re.

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Kabhi Aap Humare Ghar Mehman Banke Aana
Hum Aapko Coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan K Laddu,
Pani Puri,
Samose,
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Creem
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Ki
Photo Dikhayenge...

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Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..!
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Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!!
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Wife: Pata Hai,
Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke
Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!!

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Padosi: Yaar Tere Ghar Se
Roz Hansi Ki Awaz Aati Hai
Is Khush Haal Zindagi Ka
Raaz Kya Hai?
Aadmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
Se Maarti Hai, Lag Jaay To Wo
Hansti Hai, Na Lage To Main Hansta
Hoon. Khuda Ka Shukar Hai, Hansi
Khushi Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai.

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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!

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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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