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Like SMS - 27 - SMS Length: 326 Funny SMS
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सरदार गहरी सोंच में था...
पत्नी: "क्या सोच रहे हो?"
सरदार : "ये ZEE NEWS वालों को कैसे पता चलता है?"
पत्नी: क्या?
सरदार: यही कि
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"आप देख रहे है ज़ी न्यूज़

Like SMS - 48 - SMS Length: 355 Sardar SMS
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कुछ लड़के तो बस इसी उम्मीद मे रक्तदान
करते है
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की फिल्मो की तरह किसी लड़की को
उनका खून चढ़ाया जाएगा और फिर वो
ढूंढते ढूंढते उन्हे प्यार करने आएगी।

Like SMS - 19 - SMS Length: 399 Funny SMS
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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

Like SMS - 59 - SMS Length: 163 Santa Banta SMS
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Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Like SMS - 58 - SMS Length: 152 Santa Banta SMS
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Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 255 Santa Banta SMS
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Girl~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Sweetheart Texted Me.
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Boy~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Darling Texted Me.
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Me~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! Vodaphone Texted Me.

Like SMS - 21 - SMS Length: 189 Funny SMS
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Beta : Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai
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Baap : Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet
Picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai

Like SMS - 17 - SMS Length: 171 Funny SMS
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Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Like SMS - 54 - SMS Length: 137 Insult SMS
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Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

Like SMS - 16 - SMS Length: 150 Funny SMS
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