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Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai,
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai!!
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Yahan to Saale Imtihano ne
Zindagi Le rakhi hai..!

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Teacher: Batao Sabse Zyada Nasha kis Chiz me Hota he?
Student: Books me.!
Teacher: Vo Kaise.?
Studnt: Kholte hi Neend aa Jati he..

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Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi...

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Master:" Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du..??
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BOY:" Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono ko, Bathroom Me Band Kar do.

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Ek Nursery class ka baccha bola - "Ma'am main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ???
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Ma'am - "So Sweet"
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Baccha apni side ke ladke se bola- "Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai..

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GIRL
G-gussha hemesha nak per
I-itrane me sabse aage
R-rone ki atomatic machine
L-ladne me sabki nani
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phir bhi duniya inki diwani..

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A good lecture should be like
a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the
subject &
short enough to create
interest.

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Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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. Wife: Nasha har gum bhula
deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”

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And the first bad news about
2014.
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Is that 26th January falls on the
Sunday...

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School teacher sent home a note
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” Your son is an obedient & bright
student but spends too much time
with girls.”

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Mother sent a note back
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”Please advise a solution!

Father has the same problem...

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