Alok Nath believes the ‘F’ in FTV stands for Family.
Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at first sight’.
According to ‘Hindu Marriage Act’, a girl cannot marry if Alok Nath disapproves.
“Mujhe Betiyon Ke Babuji Ban’na Hey” - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:-(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....
Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
School Me aag lag gayi.
sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,
lekin ek bacha udas tha.
Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye.
Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.
Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta
Teacher:kyu?
Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi.