Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he closes his eyes when he takes a bath.
Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he buys the newspaper just to read the matrimonial.
Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he bought a new phone and broke coconut on it.
Alok Nath is now a worried man, Obama's daughter is getting marriageable
Alok Nath is father of so many betaas and betis that when his family decides to go on a vacation, they book a train!
Alok Nath has zero friends because he always turns ‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’.
Alok Nath has requested for an ‘Aashirwad’ button to Twitter.
Alok Nath has requested for ‘Saubhagyavati Raho’ button on Facebook.
Alok Nath has never received salary, he always received pension.