Jokes-Funny SMS

Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows: “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at..”

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Alok Nath’s watch displays only ‘Achha’ and ‘Bura’ samay.

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Alok Nath’s talk show would be called “Aashirwad with Alok”.

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Alok Nath’s idea of a music concert is a ‘Mata Ka Jagrata’.

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Alok Nath’s CV reads: Degree - MBA in Kanyadaan. Skills - Sanskaar. Experience - done total 1109673 Kanyadaan. Hobby - Giving Aashirwaad.

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Alok Nath’s caller tune is “Babul Ki Duaayen Leti Ja”.

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Alok Nath: a silent guardian, a watchful father, our ‘Kanyadaan’ expert.

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Alok Nath: “You know nothing of ‘friend-zone’. I am ‘Babuji-zoned’.”

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Alok Nath won the ‘STAR Parivaar Award’ for Favorite Pita Bread.

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Alok Nath will do item number dance only if it’s ‘Bhakti-Sangeet’.

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