Jokes-Funny SMS

Koi Ladki Unh Sehn Chhu Naa Jaye Ess Liye,
Alok Nath Ji Ne Aaj Tak Touch Screen Phone Nahi Liya.

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Kalyug was started when Alok Nath did a negative role in 'Bol Radha Bol'.

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Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon, Toh Emraan Hashmi Bhi Sanskari Hon Jata Hey.

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In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.

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If Chuck Norris & Rajnikanth make love to Nirupa Roy at the same time & if they have a baby boy,
that boy will grow old to become Alok Nath.

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If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss then every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and aarti of Mata Rani.

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Gods take blessings from Alok Nath.

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Gandhi Ji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath.

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Future Breaking News: Tour operators to launch ‘Alok Nath Yatra’ to clean all your sins.

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For Alok Nath,
‘Ram Chahe Leela Chahe Leela Chahe Ram’
is a bhajan.

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