The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.
Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.
Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.
Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song?
Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive?
Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that Alok Nath didn’t give her Sanskars,
else her life would've been hopeless and she would've been jobless.
Once Rajnikanth opened Ramayana and Alok Nath was born.
Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as Arvind Kejriwal.
Once Alok Nath bought a new MacBook laptop and broke coconut on it.
Number of Kanyadaan done by Alok Nath is still higher than the number of days attended by an article in his article ship.