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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.

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Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.

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Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.

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Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song?
Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive?
Answer: Sanskar

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Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’

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Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that Alok Nath didn’t give her Sanskars,
else her life would've been hopeless and she would've been jobless.

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Once Rajnikanth opened Ramayana and Alok Nath was born.

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Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as Arvind Kejriwal.

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Once Alok Nath bought a new MacBook laptop and broke coconut on it.

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Number of Kanyadaan done by Alok Nath is still higher than the number of days attended by an article in his article ship.

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