Every Man Needs
A Beautiful Wife
Intelligent Wife
Caring Wife
Loving Wife
Sexy Wife
Adjusting Wife
And
Co-Operative Wife
But
Its Sad That Law Allows
Only One Wife..!
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped
the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal
na!
Sardar : Murgi Kitne Ka?
Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko Aids Hai,
Sardar : Koi Baat Nehi,dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai.
Aaj ye khatay hain kasam..
Na Sudhre hain,
Na Sudhringaye hum,
Jab tak nahi hogi ye
duniya khatam...cause
we r pakay beshram....
Jab tak hai jaan - Alok Nath Version
.
Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan,
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan ,
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
.
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
.
Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana,
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana,
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai .
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
.
Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se ,
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se, Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
.
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
.
Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
.
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Bahu : I am going to supermarket
.
Aloknath: Take my sanskaar
.
Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo
.
Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car.
Alok Nath Goes to a medical shop and asks for condom
.
Salesman:- Which Flavour Sir?
.
Alok Nath :- Haldi Chandan!
Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha:- Srkr 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne
hote he??
Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1
se bada he
Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli
marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya
hai, chavananprash nahi.
ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
.
.
.
Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur....
.
.
Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum.
Yo Yo Honey Singh is going to start singing Bhajan and dharmik geet after his Sakshatkar with Alok Nath.