Jokes-Funny SMS

"Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Dil Se
Chaaho,
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To Puri Kayanat Usey Tumse Alag Karne Me
Lag Jati Hai.

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Gabbar:"Ye hath mujhe de de
thakur,
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Thakur:"Le le..
mere hath lele..
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basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar:"Sorry yaar, tu to emotional
ho gaya..

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Define Guts..?

Its When A Boyfrnd Catches His
Girlfrnd In Movie Theatre With
Another Boy
And The Girl Says..

'Sweetheart
Next Show With U Pakka..!'

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Height Of Good Luck..

Teacher : Hey, Stand Up Tell Me
2 Pronouns..?
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Student : Who.? Me.?
Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down..!

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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Le Ke Ghumne Jaata Hai.
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Aur Bahut Tez Barish Ho Jati Hai
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Socho Bahut Tez Barish Me Kya Hua Hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Nahi Pata...
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Ladki Ka Makeup Utar Jata Hai..

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Ladka Darr K Bhaag Jata Hai... !!

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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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Height Of Over Acting:

Son : Dad Buy Me A Phone Which
Has A Flash Light. So It Would Be
Useful To Study During Power Cuts..!

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Wife : Batao, Tumhe Mai Kitni Acchi
Lagti Hu.?
Husband : Bahut Jayada
Wife : Firbi Kitni.?
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Husband : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai
Tumhari Jaisi Ek Aur Le Aau..!

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Wife : Darling,
This Computer Is Not Working
As Per My Command
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Husband : Sweetheart,
Its A Computer Not A Husband..!

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3 Idiots Train Me Ja Rahe Thay..
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TT : Ticket Dikhao.?
3 Idiots : Ye Lo
TT : Ye Ticket To Purani Hai
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3 Idiots : To Train Kya Abhi Showroom Se Nikaal Ke Laye Ho..!

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