Jokes-Funny SMS

4 Roses Just For U:

1st For Frndship
2nd For Health
3rd For Happiness
And
The Last One..
.
Kaan Ke Uppar Laga Lena
Maast Lagega..!

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Sms Song:

A Ji
O Ji
Lo Ji Padho Ji
Mai Hu Mobile Mou ji
Karta Hu Sms To Tum
Bhi Karo Ji
1 - 2 Ka 4
4 - 2 Ka 1
Amul Is Makkhan
And
My Frnd Is Dhakkan..!

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Sharif Ladko Se Jayada Kismat
Wale To Gali Ke Kutte Hain..
.
.
Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat Ke Dekhti
To Hai Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi..!

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@ . . .
( /_.' '.
_/ /_ ',',

Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

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Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai

|'\('.') Kya
|. |.|> item
| _| |_ hai..

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Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

(^_^)
00:01

(“_”)
00:02

(+_+)
00:03

(‘_”)
00:04

(*_*)
00:05

Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

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('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai. .......

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa.
Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki
Unhe Darr Na Lage..
21 vi Sadi Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup
Karke Soti H, Taaki
Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage..

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