Jaha Dosti Waha Pyar
Jaha Pyaar Waha Isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat Waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘Zandu Bam’
Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke
chakkar mein is colony mein mere
lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Ham Dosti Nibhana Jante Hai.
Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Ho Dava Jante Hai.
Hame Bhulne Ki Koshis Mat Karna A Dost.
Ham Gala Dabana Bhi Jante Hai.
Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai,
Sharbat Banane Ke Liye
Nimboo Nahi Hai,
Kya Karu??
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Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai,
New Vim Bar Mein
100
Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai.
Daal De Do Boond...
Boy : Maine New I-phone Liya
Hai
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Girl : Waaooowww
Kaun Si Company Ka..?
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Moral:
Goverment College Ke Gawar
Ladkiyon Ko Set Karoge To Yahi
Hoga..!
A Chinese Couple Named Their
3 Babies As..
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1st Baby
"Ching - Chong - Fong"
2nd Baby
"Chang - Ching - Kong"
3rd A Negro Child Was Born
Husband Named Him..
"Sum - Thing - Wrong"
Ek Sharabi Vivah Film Dekh Kar
Ghar Aaya Aur Biwi Se Bola..
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Tujhe Pi Kar Mai Dekhu
Mujhe Haq Hai
Tu Bhi Peeti Hai Daaru
Mujhe Shaq Hai..!
Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Impress Karne
Ke Chakkar Me Bike Se Gir Gaya..
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Ladki Boli : Aapko Chhot To Nahi
Lagi..?
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Ladka : Aaree Hatt Pagli
Hum Bike Se Aise Hi Utarte Hain..!
Movie Style In Sms:
Ready:
12 Mahine Me 12 Tarike Se
Tujhko Message Karunga Re..
.
Bodyguard:
Mujhpe Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mujhe Mere Hi Sms Forward
Mat Karna..!