Jokes-Funny SMS

Jaha Dosti Waha Pyar
Jaha Pyaar Waha Isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat Waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘Zandu Bam’

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Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke
chakkar mein is colony mein mere
lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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Ham Dosti Nibhana Jante Hai.
Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Ho Dava Jante Hai.
Hame Bhulne Ki Koshis Mat Karna A Dost.
Ham Gala Dabana Bhi Jante Hai.

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Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai,
Sharbat Banane Ke Liye
Nimboo Nahi Hai,
Kya Karu??
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Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai,
New Vim Bar Mein
100
Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai.
Daal De Do Boond...

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Boy : Maine New I-phone Liya
Hai
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Girl : Waaooowww
Kaun Si Company Ka..?
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Moral:
Goverment College Ke Gawar
Ladkiyon Ko Set Karoge To Yahi
Hoga..!

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A Chinese Couple Named Their
3 Babies As..
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1st Baby
"Ching - Chong - Fong"
2nd Baby
"Chang - Ching - Kong"
3rd A Negro Child Was Born
Husband Named Him..
"Sum - Thing - Wrong"

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Ek Sharabi Vivah Film Dekh Kar
Ghar Aaya Aur Biwi Se Bola..
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Tujhe Pi Kar Mai Dekhu
Mujhe Haq Hai
Tu Bhi Peeti Hai Daaru
Mujhe Shaq Hai..!

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Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Impress Karne
Ke Chakkar Me Bike Se Gir Gaya..
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Ladki Boli : Aapko Chhot To Nahi
Lagi..?
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Ladka : Aaree Hatt Pagli
Hum Bike Se Aise Hi Utarte Hain..!

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Movie Style In Sms:

Ready:
12 Mahine Me 12 Tarike Se
Tujhko Message Karunga Re..
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Bodyguard:
Mujhpe Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mujhe Mere Hi Sms Forward
Mat Karna..!

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