Jokes-Funny SMS

Raaste Me Ek Boy Ek Girl Ki T-Shirt
Pe Bani Cat Ko Bar Bar Dekh Raha
Tha..
.
Girl : Kabi Cat Nahi Dekhi Kya..?
.
Boy : Cat To Bahut Dekhi Par
Dudh Ki Nigrani Karti Hui Nahi
Dekhi..!

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Once A Couple Wen To A Resturant..
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Boyfrnd : Kya Logi Tum..?
Girlfrnd : Tum Jo Kaho..
Boyfrnd : Accha, Waiter Menu
Lana
.
Girlfrnd(In Shy) : Mai Bhi Menu
Khaungi..!

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In Exam Student Wrote In
Answer Sheet..
"Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai"
.
.
Teacher Wrote A Note..
"Bail Hamara Baap Hai
Marks Dena Paap Hai..!"

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Sardar Apni Saaliyon Ke Liye
Chudiyan Lekar Gaya
Saaliyon Ne Kaha..
"Jija Ji Aap Hi Pehna Do"
.
.
Sardar : Oye Rabba..
Pehle Pata Hota To Chaddiyan
Leke Aata..!

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Santa Want To Get Married
He Gave Ad In Newspaper..
.
"WIFE WANTED"
Next Day He Got Thousands
Of Letter Saying..
.
"PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"

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Which Is The Most Dangerous
Alphabet..?
Answer "W"
Bcoz
All Worries Start With
"W"
Who, Why, What
When, Which, Whom, Where
War, Wine, Whisky, Women
And
Finally Above All..
"WIFE"

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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boy..?
Scientific Studies Have Proven
That..
"SHOPPING"
Never Causes Heart Attack
But
.
"PAYING THE BILLS DOES"

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Most People Have 5 Senses
Some People Have 6 Senses
But
U Are Blessed With 7 Senses
An Extra Sense Is..
.
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"NONSENSE"..!

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If I Ever Go For A Brain Transplant
I Would Like To Use Ur Brain
Its Not Because U Are A Genius
I Would Only Like A Brain That
.
.
Has Never Been Used.!

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Once Rajanikant Decided To
Stare At The Sun
The Sun Got Scared And Hid
Itself Behind The Moon..
Later This Situation Was Named
As..
.
.
"SOLAR ECLIPSE"

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