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Aashiqi2 once again
kyun ki tum hi ho
Meri pyari JAANU
SaWAL Kuch B Ho
JaWAB Tum Hi Ho
RaSTA Koi B Ho
MaNZIL Tum Hi Ho
DUKH Kitna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho
ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho
GHUSSA Jitna B Ho
PYAR Tum Hi Ho
KHWAB koi B ho
TABEDAR Tum Hi Ho
Yaani aisa samjho ki Sare Fasad ki
Jadd Tum hi ho,
or sirf tum hi ho...

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Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya
Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya.
Pati: Ye kya hai.
Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai.
Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya.
Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola
Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.

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Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na.

Like SMS - 64 - SMS Length: 172 Santa Banta SMS

"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai,
Aur
Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai.
Kyo Sahi Hai Na.....?

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 143 Funny SMS

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se .

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Like SMS - 50 - SMS Length: 169 Funny SMS

1st Woman-kuchh Suna Ya Nahi Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamlakardiya Hai
2nd Woman- Hame Dar Hai Ki Kahin Ek Missile Mere Pe Nagir Jaye
3rd Woman-arre Tumsab Fikra Kyon Kartihohum India Me Rahte Hai.

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Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
.
.
.
.
Ki
photo dikhayenge...P..S

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American Kids On Eiffel
Tower..
"Wow, What A Beautiful
View.."
.
Indian Kids On Eiffel Tower..
"Chal Dekhte Hain Kiski Thook
Pehle Neeche Girti Hai.."
.
.
"Aaakkkk Thuuuu"

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