Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Aashiqi2 once again
kyun ki tum hi ho
Meri pyari JAANU
SaWAL Kuch B Ho
JaWAB Tum Hi Ho
RaSTA Koi B Ho
MaNZIL Tum Hi Ho
DUKH Kitna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho
ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho
GHUSSA Jitna B Ho
PYAR Tum Hi Ho
KHWAB koi B ho
TABEDAR Tum Hi Ho
Yaani aisa samjho ki Sare Fasad ki
Jadd Tum hi ho,
or sirf tum hi ho...

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Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya
Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya.
Pati: Ye kya hai.
Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai.
Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya.
Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola
Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.

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Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na.

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"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai,
Aur
Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai.
Kyo Sahi Hai Na.....?

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se .

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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1st Woman-kuchh Suna Ya Nahi Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamlakardiya Hai
2nd Woman- Hame Dar Hai Ki Kahin Ek Missile Mere Pe Nagir Jaye
3rd Woman-arre Tumsab Fikra Kyon Kartihohum India Me Rahte Hai.

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Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
.
.
.
.
Ki
photo dikhayenge...P..S

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American Kids On Eiffel
Tower..
"Wow, What A Beautiful
View.."
.
Indian Kids On Eiffel Tower..
"Chal Dekhte Hain Kiski Thook
Pehle Neeche Girti Hai.."
.
.
"Aaakkkk Thuuuu"

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