Jokes-Funny SMS

People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
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RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo
nahi hum hai..
And agar koi hume bura lgta hai to
bura wahi hai... Qki hum to ache hai na
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki
thi.

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band
kar deta hai
to yaad rakho...
Kundi dono taraf hoti hai,
aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha
BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya.

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.

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Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda.

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Ek Sardar Ji Apne 3 Kutte Ke Sath Park Me Tahal Rahe The
Ek Aadmi: Sardar Ji Aapke Kutte To Bade Pyare Hain
Kya Kya Naam Hai Inke
Sardar: Ek Ka Naam Surinder Duje Ka Mohindar Aur Iska Gajindar
Aadmi: Aur Aapka
Sardar: Sada Naam Tomi Hai.

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Shivji aur parvati mata
kabhi computer nahi sikh paye...
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Batao kyo?
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Kyuki!
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Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the !
gn

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1 lady Train se Utri,
Usne Sardar se
Pucha ye Koun sa Station Hai.

Sardar Hasa.
Jor Jor se Hasa,

Fir Haste Huye Bola,

Bewkuf aurat ye Railway Station Hai

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"Bharat Band"
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2nd Feb
All Schools, Colleges, Offices, Market & City
Will Be Closed
Pls Inform 2 All Your Friends & Govt Of
India
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Reason:- Mera Mood Off Hai.

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