Jokes-Funny SMS

Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru
Wah Wah
Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru
Wah Wah
Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms
Dil Karta Hai Aapko..
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Patak Patak Ke Maaru..!

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1 Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke Baad
Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho..?
Papa : Nahi Beta..
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Baccha : Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item
Kaha Se Le Aaye..!

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Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya
Old Man : Mujhe Chhod Do,
Mera Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
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Lion : Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink Peene
Ka Mann Hai..!

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Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An
"Aam Aadmi Party" Member
Banta : How Do U Know That..?
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Santa : Today Morning When I
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The "Broom"..!

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Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru
krta hoon,
Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,
Shayad Kismat Sath de de...

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,We cannot disturb our boss...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too
Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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Santa Was Busy Removing A
Wheel From His Auto..
A Man Asked Santa Why Are U
Removing A Wheel From Ur Auto..?
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Santa: Cant U Read The Board,
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheelers..!

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Santa Was Writing Something
Very Slowly
Banta Asked: Why Are U Writing
So Slowly..?
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Santa: I'm Writing To My 6yrs Old
Son, He Cant Read Very Fast..!

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I Found Alladin's Lamp
I Asked Him To Increase
Ur Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed And Told..
'Multiplication Does Not
Apply On Zero..!'

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