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Baba Black Sheep Have U Any Wool
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Sheep :- Chal Be Hattt !!!!

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Boy - I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad .....
I m Married. I have a Husband.....
I have a Boy friend in my office and my
ex boyfriend is still my neighbour....
My boss proposed me yesterday and i
cant say NO to him....
& I have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.
....
Boy (after a longggggggg pause)-
"Dekh na please, kahin to adjust karle?

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Kal Raat Chand Bola..
Tumhare Dost Tumhe Msg
Nahi Bhejte,
Tum Bhi Mat Bheja Karo..
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Maine Gusse Se Kaha..
Oye..
Tameez Se Baat Kar,
Koi Koi Dost
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Gareeb Bhi Hota Hai..!

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Santa : Yaar I Love U Bolne Ka Sab
Se Accha Din Kaun Sa Hoga..?
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Banta : 1st April,
Ladki Fasi To Cool Warna Kehna
April Fool..!

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Jungle Badhaao Desh Bachaao
Pasina Bahaao Paisa Kamaao
Message Bhejo Frndship Badhaao
Nahi To Switch Off Karo Mobile..
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"Battery Bachaao"..!

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Pati Aur Patni Road Par Ghoom
Rahe Thay..
Patni Gadha Dekh Kar Boli..
Apne Rishtedar Se Mil Lo..?
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Pati : Namaste Sasurji,
Kaise Ho..?

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Tulsi Das Ji Kehte Hain..
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Pyar Kabi Na Karna Pardesi Se
Roote Roote Naina Thak Jayenge..
Pyar Karna Hamesha Padosi Se
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Roz Balcony Se Darshan To Ho
Jayenge..!

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Badhti Mehangaai
Aur
Ghat'ti Aamdani
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai
Ki
Aam Aadmi Ko
AADHAR CARD
Nahi
UDHAR CARD
Ki
Zarurat Hai..!

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1 Aadmi Ne God Se Pucha..
.
Tu Ne Bachpan Diya Par Cheen
Liya
Jawaani Di Par Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
To
Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya..?

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1 Jhoot Zndgi Ke 5 Minute Kam
Kar Deta Hai
Aur 1 Muskurahat Zndgi Ke 10
Minute Badha Deti Hai..
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INDIA'S CALCULATION:
Haste Haste Jhoot Bolo
To Bhi 5 Minute Ka Faida..!

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