Jokes-Funny SMS

Teacher: Make A Sentence In Which
1 Word Repeated 4 Times..
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Sardar: Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara
And Becomes Lara Lara..!

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A Sardar Enters Shop Shouts..
Where Is My Free Gift With This
Oil..?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath Koi Gift
Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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Sardar: Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte
Kyu Ho..?
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Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha,
Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai..!

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Santa: Doctor, Ye Phoolon Ki Mala Kis
Ke Liye..?
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Doctor: Ye Mera Pehla Operation Hai
Success Hua To Mere Liye, Nahi
To Tumhare Liye..!

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Santa Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes The Whole Night
He Got Irritated And Drank Finite
And Said..
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Ab Kaato Saalon, Sab Ke Sab
Maroge..!

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Pronouncation
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22 as twenty two
33 as thirty three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
Y not
11 as onety one
By,
UKG LAST BENCH ASSOCIATION.....:-P:-P:-P

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santa london me double store bus me
baitha tha......
conductor ne usey uper bhej diya......
santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta hua
niche aaya aur bola..
marwayege kya saale..
uper to driver hi nahi hai...

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If u doNt touch your books for many days,which song the books will sing?
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ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME;-)

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Santa vs. Shopkeeper
Read @ ur own risk
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Santa :- yeh banana kitne ka diya ???
Shopkeeper :- 1 rupaya.
Santa :- 60 paise me deta hai kya ??
Shopkeeper :- 60 paise me toh sirf Chilka milega.
Santa :- toh le 40 paise Chilka tu rakh aur banana mujhe de diyo...
THOKO LIKE

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CHILDHOOD AWESOME JOKE..
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Ek din ek ladke ko uska teacher
kehta hai..
Kal 3 fruits ke name learn karke
lane hai
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Ladka uncle se:" 3 fruit Name Batao..
Uncle:" Tere Bakwass ke liye mere pass time
nahi hai..
Ladka Likh leta hai..
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Ladka Brother se 2 fruit Name Batao
Bro:" GirlFriend Ka Phone AA Raha
Hai Jaladi Dhafa Ho Yaha Se.. Ladka Likh leta
hai..
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Ladka Chota Ladka se:" 1 FRUIT KA NAME Bata
chota ladka:" Tu ek pagal hai..
Ladka LIKH LETA HAI..
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AGLE dIN TEACHER YAAD kARKE aaya ??
Ladka:" Yes Sir
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Teacher:" Suna..
Ladka:" Tere Bakwass ke liye mere pass time
nahi hai..
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Teacher:" Time nahi hai ?? chal
PRINCIPAL ke paas..
Ladka:" Girl Friend Ka Phone AA Raha Hai Jaldi
Dhafa Ho Yaha Se
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Teacher Tune Mujhe Samaj Kya
Rakha Hai..
Student:" tu ek pagal hai..
Techer shock Student Rock... :))

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