Jokes-Funny SMS

A boy's eyes is faster than Google
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searching a beautiful girl in
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A boy's heart is slower than
internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly.
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Agree. ???

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Do Log Ek Dusre Ko Kyu Nahi Samajh Paate.?
Qki
Khuda Ne Ladke Ko Accha Dimag Diya Hai Aur Ladki Ko Accha Dil
Magar
Ladka Dilse Sochta Hai Aur Ladki Dimag Se..!

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Women never want an honest answer for d question
HOW I LOOK?;-)

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3 fastest mode of communication
RADIO
TELEVISION
TELEPHONE
Still want fastest communication?
"TELL A WOMEN"
aag ki tarah faila degi;-)

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what is CHECKMATE?
When husband tells her wife that i saw a lady exactly like u..
N wife says WAS SHE HOT?
u cant say YES, u cant say NO..thats CHECKMATE;-)

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God-bete,mannat maang,
man- plz mujhe unmarried kar do..
God-beta,mannat mangne ko kaha tha,JANNAT nahi..:-D

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All D Mothers Think Dat Their Child Is Most Innocent Child In D World..
Bt D Fact Is..

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Only My Mom Is Right..;-)

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Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office
hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya
hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee
katwaye hai

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Santa Travelling 1st Time In Plane
Going To Bombay
While Landing He Shouted..
'BOMBAY BOMBAY'
Air Hostess: B-Silent Plz..
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Santa: 'OMBAY OMBAY'

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Gareeb Ka Beta: Maa Maine Sapna
Dekha Ke Mera 1 Pair Zameen Par
Aur Dusra Aasman Me..
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Maa: Is Tarah Ke Sapne Mat Dekha
Kar Beta
Ek Hi Chaddi Hai Wo Bhi Phat
Jayegi..!

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