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Teacher-who ever answers my next question,will go home.
Student throws his bag outside the window,
teacher-who had done this?
Student-its "me"..now i can go hoMe:-D
Mai hu love talenter,
aur mai hu facebook jockey.
Love is my passion nd love is my life,
mai to har ek love cheater aur bewafa ko kar dunga ghayal, maar ke hockey. :-) :-D :-p
Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
To Uski Mummy Boli:
Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
Kya Chahiye.?
Toffy.?
Biscuit.?
Cake.?
Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
Aaashiqui Ke Liye.
Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To
Meri Photo Pe Photo Kheenche
Ja Rahe Ho?"
Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli,
Aaj Mere Sarr Pe Wild Life
Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai.
Munna Bhai
Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log
Operation Se Pahle Patient
Ko Behosh Kiyon Karte Hai
Circit
Bhai Bole To Patient
Operaton Sikh Jayega To
Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se,
Main Torch Jalata Hu,
Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai,
Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
Phone Ke Riste Bade Ajeeb Hote Hai,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hai,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi,
Muft Ke Msg Padne Ke Kitne Soqin Hote Hai..
If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP,
v cnt buy new 1.
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So Alwys buy a
'tik tik'
pen.
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Dnt expect emotional msgs
Everytime...
Girl-call me shona.
Boy-shona
Girl-call me swt heart.
Boy-swt heart
Girl-call me janu
boy-janu
Girl- abbe gadhe ke bacche call kar mujhe:-D
Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teacher: Where is ur Assignment
book?
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Student : Mam,
I lost it While
fighting wid students
who said dat u r not d most
beautiful teacher in dis college...
