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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rehne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of
Clocks.
He asks angel: "Wht r these 4?"
Angel ansr: "These r Lie Clocks, evry
person has lie clock! Wnevr u lie on
earth, clock moves."
D man points 2wrds a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's. It
never moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Indian
Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office...
we use it as
TABLE FAN!!
Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye
Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me
Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai
Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha,
Film Me Sher Aa Raha Tha,
Pappu Dar Gaya,
Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
Bhagne Lagaa!
Ek Aadmi Khan Saab Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
Kya Pata..
Wo To Janwar Hai..!
Boys r very "Gud selectors"
But not "Gud Lovers"
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Girls are Very "Gud Lovers"
But not "Gud Selectors"..!!
Sanson Ki Maala Me Simroon Mein Di Ka Naam
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Garibon Ki Batein Krte Krte Kejriwal Uncle Hogaye Badnaam . !!:-P:-D
Wife-always learn to embaress ur mistakes.
Husband-he cries,and thn hugs his childrens.;-)
Damm True.
When Our Parents Says,
They Hav To Ask U Smething,
U Quickly Get A Mini Heart Attack And Think Of All D Bad Things U Hav Done Recently.
;-)
x married z twice his age,left her,now married y1/2 his age..
whats d age of x?
student wrote.
i dnt knw ans.
bt x is saif ali khan.
what is d opposite of LAUGHING BUDDHA?
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GAUTAM GAMBHIR;-)
