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Most Awkward Moment in Boy's Life
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Jab aap Saloon se Bal katwake ghar aate he aur bell bajate hai.
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Ur mom open the door and tells that :- Kahaaa!!! Kahi se toh nhi lag rha ke tune bal katwaye hai..
Bekar mein paisa barbad kiya...
Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love
Marriage q karti ho?
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Girl; Anjan Namoona milne se acha
hai Jana pehchana Kameenaa mil
jaye...
Finally I told my Dad that
Mujhe Blackberry ya Apple Chahiye.
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Deadly answer given by Dad
Phle santre aur Nibu khatam kar....
Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li.
Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Katrina Kaif Ki
Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers
Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor
Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?"
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To
Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!"
Duniya me Logon ka sabse muskil kaam
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Apne kaam se kaam rakhna..
Agree or Not
Dear Girls
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Jaise 'I LOVE U' bol dene se koi Ladki Girlfriend nhi banti...
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Waise he...
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Agar Ladki 'BHAI' bole to koi Ladka Bhai nhi bante..
Samjhe ki Nhi
Anil Ambani:- Agar main subah Apni car
mein niklu to shaam tak apni aadhi Zameen
bhi nahi dekh sakta!
Santa:- Hamare paas bhi pehle Aisi hi
khatara car thi.
1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se...
aap kabhi narak gaye ho?
papa: nahi, beta,
baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se?;-)
The 4 dangerous weapons in d world.
1.wife's smile
2.wife's tears
3.wife's looks,
and most dangerous is WIFE'S MISSED CALL
:-(:-(:-(
Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz math karna,
kyunki,
bhagwan naraaz toh aap doctor k paas.
Aur doctor naraaz toh aap bhagwan ke paas.
Sab setting hai
:-D:-D:-D
