Jokes-Funny SMS

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

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Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hamm Bhi Aab Sehra Sajayenge,
Mujhe Ptta Tha Ke Vo Aapne Naseeb Main Nhi Hai,
Ab Uski Chotti Behen Ko Fasayenge

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Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai

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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye

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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge...
mera uddhaar…

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Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiya Ja Raha Hu,
Khali Hao Botal Fir Bhi Piya Ja Raha Hu,
Majburi To Dekho Is Dil Ki.
Reply Nahi Mil Raha Fir Bhi Msg Kiya Ja Raha Hu.

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…
Tusi Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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sardar ki wife romantic andaz mein bed pe hath phailakar soyi aur boli,
kuchh samjhe.
sardar bola samajh gaya kamini tu pure bed pe akele sona chahti hai.

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HUSBAND : I've a problem at my office.
WIFE : We are married..
So never say I
have a problem but say We have a
problem.
HUSBAND : OK. We are getting a
baby from my secretary...

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