Jokes-Funny SMS

1. I woke up
2. I went to college
3. I saw her
4. I ran to her and I hugged her
5. I kissed her
Actualy the right order is 2.3.4.5.1

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I Love The Way It Rubs Against
The Soft Pink Flesh
Creating A Creamy Foamy Liquid
As It Thrust In And Out Up And
Down
Cant Wait Till Next Time
I Love My TOOTH BRUSH..!

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From The Moment I Saw U
I Wanted To Be Inside U
I Love Ur Smell
The Way Ur Tounge Feels
The Way U Tighten And Loosen
m m m m m m.. New Shoes..!

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Mai ishq uska wo ashiqi hai meri..
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.Mai ishq uska wo ashiqi hai meri..

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itna kya soch rahe ho?

gana pura karo

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......wo ladki nhi zindgi hai meri.......

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:: shadi jokes in Hindi ::
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Chaturai se ki jisne...
usne kya ukhaad liya

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when women makes a fool of a man,
it actualy nt an føol...
its an improvement:-D

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Once mutated spider bit RAJNIKANTH and that spider is now,,
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Spider-KANTH.
;-)

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Mandir k bahar chapal rakhne me
Aur Misscall dene me kya common hai.
Socho
Socho
Nhi pta chalo btata hun.
Dono me dar lga rahta h k koi utha na le.

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Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai
kahin,
mere yaar sa haseen.
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Chand ne kaha-
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Dekho..
Pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap
ka naukar
nahi hu.
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Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch
dikhai nahi
deta..
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Aur teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautan ki
tum log
zameen tak hi rakho,
mujhe involve karne ki
zarurat nahi...

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Ek Buddha Ek ladki se Takraya
Buddha:"Sorry.."
Ladki: andha hai kya dikhta nhi.."
Ladki Jaise hi Aage badi Ek handsome ladke se
takra gyi
Ladka:"Sorry... "
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Ladki:"It's okay
old man to girl-MERI
SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA.. ??:p

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