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Jokes-Funny SMS
Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’
Modi- I will kill 14 crore Pakistanis and Sunny Leone..
Man- why Kill Sunny?
Modi- see, no one cares abt 14 crore peopLe. .They care abt 1 SUNNY LEONE
A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl
He kissed her, again he kissed her & said... This is
Addition...
Then the Girl kissed him & said..
This is Substraction..
Then They kissed each other & said..
This is Multiplication...
Suddenly Girl's Dad came
he started beating the boy & threw him away & said...This is called DIVISION...
BJP : Congress is corrupt???
Congress : BJP is corrupt???
BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt???
AAP : BJP & Congress is corrupt???
New Generation..
1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko
Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se
Kaha:
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" Kya Tumhare Parents Ko MaloomHai Ki
Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ??
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BACHCHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,,
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Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko
Maloom Hai Ki
Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar
Rahi Hai...???.
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Bachcha Rocked
Aunty Shocked
Pyar to humne bhi kiya par kuch khaas nahi hua,
tajmahal to hume bhi banana tha par loan paas nahi hua
\On a Call/
Boy : Hey its jeet
Girl : Hi Jeet where are u?
Boy : Darr k aage
Me: when is your birthday?
She: Nov 30th. Yours?
Me: Dec.
She: date?
Me: Itna bol rhi ho toh, I'll date you
Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should
keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts
many customers’….!!!
Cold drink
to TOOFANI
honi chahiye,
Thanda to
navratna tel
bhi hota
hai
