Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’

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Added 9 years ago

Modi- I will kill 14 crore Pakistanis and Sunny Leone..
Man- why Kill Sunny?
Modi- see, no one cares abt 14 crore peopLe. .They care abt 1 SUNNY LEONE

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Added 9 years ago

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl
He kissed her, again he kissed her & said... This is
Addition...
Then the Girl kissed him & said..
This is Substraction..
Then They kissed each other & said..
This is Multiplication...
Suddenly Girl's Dad came
he started beating the boy & threw him away & said...This is called DIVISION...

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Added 9 years ago

BJP : Congress is corrupt???
Congress : BJP is corrupt???
BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt???
AAP : BJP & Congress is corrupt???

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Added 9 years ago

New Generation..

1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko
Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se
Kaha:
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" Kya Tumhare Parents Ko MaloomHai Ki
Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ??
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BACHCHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,,
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Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko
Maloom Hai Ki
Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar
Rahi Hai...???.
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Bachcha Rocked
Aunty Shocked

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Added 9 years ago

Pyar to humne bhi kiya par kuch khaas nahi hua,
tajmahal to hume bhi banana tha par loan paas nahi hua

Like SMS - 59 - SMS Length: 105 Funny SMS
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Added 9 years ago

\On a Call/
Boy : Hey its jeet
Girl : Hi Jeet where are u?
Boy : Darr k aage

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Added 9 years ago

Me: when is your birthday?
She: Nov 30th. Yours?
Me: Dec.
She: date?
Me: Itna bol rhi ho toh, I'll date you

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Added 9 years ago

Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should
keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts
many customers’….!!!

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Added 9 years ago

Cold drink
to TOOFANI
honi chahiye,
Thanda to
navratna tel
bhi hota
hai

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