Jokes-Funny SMS

Teacher : What should be iN a book to make it iNteresting. ?
Boy : A girl on d coVer and no covEr on d girL

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HeIgHt Of PaGaLPaN:
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There is declaimer shown in starting of ThumsUp add
that:
"Do not try this at your home!!!"
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jese ki hum to vijay maliya ki aulad he aur ghar pe
helicopter laake usme se jeep leke kudne hi waale the!!!

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Majnu Ne Laila Ke Liye Pyar Se
Laya Ek Rose
Majnu Ne Laila Ke Liye Pyar Se
Laya Ek Rose
Laila Ka Attitude To Dekho
Boli..
Bhaag Chal Bhaag D.K Bose
D.K Bose..!

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Virat Kohli: Yaar, raat ko mujhe kisi ke chalne ki
awaaz aati hai.
Yuvi: Darr mat, tera balla hoga.

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Dhoni - Meri biwi ko baccha nahi ho
raha,
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Kohli- Boost do
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Shewag-Rasna do .

Ganguly- Herra moti chawanprash do
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Srk- Sona Chandi chawanprash do .
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Salman- Revital do
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Aasaram bapu- Kamino ek mauka
mujhe do
hahahahaha
Thoko Lyk

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Aasman Fata Aur Dharti Hi Gayi
Aap Ne Socha Humse Mukti Mil Gayi
Arre Hum Zara Sa Busy Kya Hue
Aap Ne Socha Accha Hai Musibat Tal Gayi..!

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Accha Sila Diya Tune Mere Pyar Ka
Yaar Ne Hi Loot Liya Ghar Yaar Ka
Now Remix
Accha Kurta Siya Tune Mere Naap Ka
Naap Mera Liya Aur Siya Baap Ka..!

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Msg Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera
Ab Apna I-Phone Ko Dafna Dena
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal Udha
Dena
Koi Puche Rog Kya Tha..?
To
Nazre Jhuka Ke Apni Kanjoosi
Bata Dena..!

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 175 Insult SMS

Teri Dunia Me Koi Gam Na Ho
Khusi Kabi Teri Khatam Na Ho
Bhagwan Tumko Aisi Item De
Jo Dabangg Ki Munni Se Kam
Na Ho..!

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She:.. Ek baat bolu..??
Me: bol
She:I lov u re...wt r ur feelings towards me?
Me:Baby... i m feeling like....
i m in a empty bus wid plenty of seats but i m still standing

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