Jokes-Funny SMS

?Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna -

!!!...WIFE...!!!?

Ye Vakai Lajwaab Hai. . .
Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .?

Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .

Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .

Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .

Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .
?
Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .

Sach Main,
Ye ! WIFE
Vakai Asardaar Hai??
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture

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Husband: If I die, will you remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

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Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi se bola:
Aj se tum he meri kaainat ho,roshni ho,muskaan ho
Biwi:
Mere liye bhi aj se ap hi,Irfan ho, usman ho..numan ho..

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PATI Pepsi ko Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha

PATNI Aayi aur Pepsi Pi Gayi aur Boli aaj aap Udaas kyon Hai?

PATI- Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai

Subah tumse Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi

Office Late Puhncha

Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya

Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha..

Wo Bhi Tum Pi Gayi??

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Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H,
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.

Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai

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Ek research se malum hua he k
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agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay
MAUNVRAT rakhe
to pati ki umar 25 SAAL lambi ho sakti hai...

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 160 Husband Vs Wife

Solid Insult-

HUSBAND- Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tmne?

Bilkul gobar jaisa!

WIFE-Hey bhagwan!

Is aadmi ne kuch nahi choda har cheez taste kar rakhi h.

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Husband: Do U Know The Meaning
Of WIFE.?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Everytime..
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Wife: No Darling,
It Means.. With Idiot For Ever..!

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