WIFE- kitna pyar krte ho hame?
Hsbnd- Shahjhan jitna
wife: mere mrne k bd Taj mahal bnaoge?
Hsbnd: mai plot b le chuka hu pagli,
Der to tu kr rhi hai..;-)
Touching words by a husband-
"Dear Boys If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u,
Wait for a wife.
Then,
U would love them All":)
Kanjoos: Doctor Daat Niklvana Hai
Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200..
.
Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50
Daat Dhilaa Kar Do
Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga...!
Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather..?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother,?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father..?
.
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..!
Girl: Are U Satisfied That I Am Ur
Girlfrnd..?
Boy: Hmmm .. Not Quiet,
There Is One Thing Yet To Change
About U..
Girl: So What Is It..?
.
Boy: Ur Surname..!
Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilaao..
Nurse: Kya Pyas Lagi Hai..?
Mareez Gusse Se Bola..
.
Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai Leak
To Nahi Hai..!
Once Rajnikant Was Angry
And He Was Standing On A Beach
Of Tamilnadu
He Kicked A Stone In Water
Now The Stone Is Known As..
.
"SRI LANKA"
Why There Are Different Types Of
Blood Groups..?
.
.
Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors..!
Attar Ki Batli Pathar Se Fodna...
Attar Ki Batli Pathar Se Fodna...
Agar Ladki Se Pyar Karna Hai
To Uske Pahilwan Bhaiyose Mat Darna..
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.