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Jokes-Funny SMS
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.
Aapne Kabhi
Socha Hai Ki Pati
Aur Chai Ki Patti
Mein Kya Samanta
Hai ?
Dono Ke Naseeb Mein Jalna Aur
Ubalna Likha Hai
Aur Wo Bhi
Aurto Ke Haath
Se…
KAL 4 logo ko bewakoof banaya . . .
Pucho Kaise
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Bilkul Aise
Ab 5 ho gye.
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Husband's SMS to Wife:
"Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life........You are Great"
Wife Replied:
"Laga liya Na Chautha Peg.
HUSBAND or WIFE Main Jhagrra Ho RahaTha. . .
BV :- Kash Main Apni Ammi
Ki Baat Maan Leti or
Tum Say Shadi Na Karti
Shoher :- Kya Matlab ?
tumari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi
Karne Ko Mana Kia Tha..?
BV :- Or Nahi To Kya......
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Shoher :- ae Khuda, Main Aaj Tak Us Naik Aurat Ko
Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha
Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha.......
A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." o_O
Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi maanti toh..
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itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti.
In a party..
Wife:Luk At dat guy drnkng n dancng.!
Husband:Who's he?
Wife:10yrs bck he propsd me & I rejctd him
Husband:Oh my god,he is still celebrating..
