Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

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Added 9 years ago

Aapne Kabhi
Socha Hai Ki Pati
Aur Chai Ki Patti
Mein Kya Samanta
Hai ?
Dono Ke Naseeb Mein Jalna Aur
Ubalna Likha Hai
Aur Wo Bhi
Aurto Ke Haath
Se…

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Added 9 years ago

KAL 4 logo ko bewakoof banaya . . .

Pucho Kaise

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Bilkul Aise

Ab 5 ho gye.

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Added 9 years ago

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Husband's SMS to Wife:

"Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life........You are Great"

Wife Replied:

"Laga liya Na Chautha Peg.

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HUSBAND or WIFE Main Jhagrra Ho RahaTha. . .
BV :- Kash Main Apni Ammi
Ki Baat Maan Leti or
Tum Say Shadi Na Karti
Shoher :- Kya Matlab ?
tumari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi
Karne Ko Mana Kia Tha..?
BV :- Or Nahi To Kya......
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Shoher :- ae Khuda, Main Aaj Tak Us Naik Aurat Ko
Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha
Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha.......

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Added 9 years ago

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."

Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.." o_O

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Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi maanti toh..
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toh..
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itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti.

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In a party..

Wife:Luk At dat guy drnkng n dancng.!

Husband:Who's he?

Wife:10yrs bck he propsd me & I rejctd him

Husband:Oh my god,he is still celebrating..

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