Jokes-Funny SMS

Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Solid bezzati:
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Boy: I lv u, I cnt live widout u.

Mar jaunga,

Mit jaunga,

Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.

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Santa Apne Patni Jeeto Se:
Agr Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To
Main Pagal Ho Jaunga, :-P :-D

Jeeto: Doosre Shaadi To Nhi Karoge, :-)

Santa: Pagal Insaan Ka Kya Hai,
Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..!! :-D :-D

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Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books??
Student: LIBRARY PA1

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Boy: Hello, Pammi Darling Kaisi Ho.?
Girl: Who's This.?
Boy: Tera Aashiq Hu Jaaneman
Girl: Tu Bunty Hai Na
Boy: Yes, But How Do U Know.?
Girl: Tu Bansilal Ka Beta Hai Na.?
Boy: Yes, But How Do U Know.?
Girl: Tu Ramlal Ka Pota Hai Na.?
Boy: Yes, But Jaanu Tumhe Ye Sab
Kaise Pata..?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhoor, Kutte
Mai Teri Maa Hu..
Tune Pammi Ko Nahi Mummy Ko
Phone Lagaya Hai...!

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If U Feel Stressed
Give Urself A Break
Enjoy Some..
Ice Cream
Chocolates
Candy
Cake..
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Why..?
Bcoz
STRESSED Ka Ulta Spelling
DESSERTS Hota Hai...!

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Plz Forward This Msg To All U
Care..
Dont Drink Water Without Boiling
Bcoz
Fishes Swim Without Wearing Huggies..
Now Plz Dont Say Thanks
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I Care For U..!

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A 60 Years Old Bachelor Advertises
His Zaroorat E Rishta..
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After A Month He Got A Letter..
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"Mian Saahib, Is Umar Me Rishta
Nahi Farishtay Aate Hain..!"

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God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
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Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!

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