Jokes-Funny SMS

Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,




Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,




Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

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<<< Laila Na Teen Din Khana Nahi Khaya,
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<<< Laila Mar Rahi Thi, Majnu Ke Pyar Me,
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<<< Majnu Baitha Tha Sms Free Hone Ke Intezar Me...!

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Ladke mandir Kyu jaate?
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--- Kyu ki waha :-
aarti hai,
pooja hai,
bhavana hai,
archana hai,
Bhakti hai,
vandana hai,
aaradna hai,
sadhna hai,
Upasna hai
Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!

Like SMS - 43 - SMS Length: 218 Boy-Girl sms

Taza Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Khushbu Teri Saath Laya,
Phir Mere Dil Me Khayal Aaya,
Ki Lagta Hai Ki Aaj Bhi Tu Nahi Nahaya

Like SMS - 71 - SMS Length: 121 Insult SMS

Ladki – Aye Bewafa Tu Ne Sab Kuch Saaf Kar Diya,
Mera Dil Jala Kar Raakh Kar Diya
Ladka – Aye Ladki, Teri Kurbani Bekar Nahi Jayegi,
Bhej De Raakh Mujhe, Bartan Manjne Ke Kaam Aayegi.

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Bazu Me Dam Rakhta Hun,
Dil Me Gam Rakhta Hun,
Aapki Dosti Ke Baad Logo Se Wasta Kam Rakhta Hun,
Pata Tha Mujhe Sms Aayega.
Iss Liye Disprin Saath Rakhta Hun..

Like SMS - 73 - SMS Length: 163 Insult SMS

Kuch Ladke To Bas Esi Ummid Me Blood Donate Karte Hai
Ki Filmo Ki Tarah Kisi Cute Ladki Ko
Unka Khun Chadaya Jaega Aur Phir Vo
Dundte Dundte Unhe Pyaar Karne Aaygi

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~~~ Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,
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~ chuhe billi se,
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~ billi kutte se,
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kutta admi se,
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admi apni GIRLFRND se,
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aur GIRLFRND "cockroch" se.

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--- Din Katte Hain Teri Khatir Rote-rote,
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Kaash!tum Mere Saath Yahan Hote,
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Kam Se Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote.

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~~~ Hamm Bhi Ab To Sehra Sajayenge.
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~~~ Mujhe Pata Tha Wo Mere Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
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~~~Ab Uski Chotti Bahen Ko Fasayenge ~^~^~^~

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