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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak?)
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PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak?)
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Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)

Complete Silenceee

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

What is
wife........... ......... ?
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Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
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Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
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. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
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. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Wife Calls hubby....
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Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?.
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Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur
Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? .
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Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath
Bethi
Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath
Konsi BUA Bethi h....

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ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

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Some Women Put So much
powder on their face
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You Can Actually play Carrom
On it...

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Dont drink water when you are
studieng
because
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chemistry telling that adding of
water decrease in
concentration...

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Many people think
"I LOVE YOU"
is the world's best message.
But the truth is..
"SALARY IS CREDITED TO YOUR
ACCOUNT xxxxxxxxxxxx "
is the best message ever...

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U can ask
" Hi whats up"
in fb
msg..
but u cant ask
" Hi FB"
in whats
up.
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No Clap please...

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A Women can Keep only One
Secret..
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The Secret Of Her Age...

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In This M0dern W0rld,
Hmmmmm Means.
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"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...

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