Jokes-Funny SMS

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
.
Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak?)
.
PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak?)
.
.
Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)

Complete Silenceee

Like SMS - 31 - SMS Length: 422 Husband Vs Wife

What is
wife........... ......... ?
.
.
Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
.
.
Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
.
.
Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
.
. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
.
. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 450 Husband Vs Wife

Wife Calls hubby....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur
Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath
Bethi
Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath
Konsi BUA Bethi h....

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 320 Husband Vs Wife

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 113 Funny SMS

Some Women Put So much
powder on their face
.
.
.
.
You Can Actually play Carrom
On it...

Like SMS - 19 - SMS Length: 96 Funny SMS

Dont drink water when you are
studieng
because
.
.
.
.
,
chemistry telling that adding of
water decrease in
concentration...

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 134 Funny SMS

Many people think
"I LOVE YOU"
is the world's best message.
But the truth is..
"SALARY IS CREDITED TO YOUR
ACCOUNT xxxxxxxxxxxx "
is the best message ever...

Like SMS - 24 - SMS Length: 163 Funny SMS

U can ask
" Hi whats up"
in fb
msg..
but u cant ask
" Hi FB"
in whats
up.
.
No Clap please...

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 102 Funny SMS

A Women can Keep only One
Secret..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The Secret Of Her Age...

Like SMS - 23 - SMS Length: 107 Funny SMS

In This M0dern W0rld,
Hmmmmm Means.
.
.
.
,

.

.

.

.
.

.

.

.

.

.
.

.

.

.

.

.
.

.

.

.

.


.

.

.

"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...

Like SMS - 22 - SMS Length: 220 Funny SMS