1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak?)
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PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak?)
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Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)
Complete Silenceee
What is
wife........... ......... ?
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Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
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Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
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. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
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. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..
Wife Calls hubby....
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Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?.
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Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur
Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? .
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Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath
Bethi
Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath
Konsi BUA Bethi h....
ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.
Some Women Put So much
powder on their face
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You Can Actually play Carrom
On it...
Dont drink water when you are
studieng
because
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chemistry telling that adding of
water decrease in
concentration...
Many people think
"I LOVE YOU"
is the world's best message.
But the truth is..
"SALARY IS CREDITED TO YOUR
ACCOUNT xxxxxxxxxxxx "
is the best message ever...
U can ask
" Hi whats up"
in fb
msg..
but u cant ask
" Hi FB"
in whats
up.
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No Clap please...
A Women can Keep only One
Secret..
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The Secret Of Her Age...
In This M0dern W0rld,
Hmmmmm Means.
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"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...