Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Pati: Aji Suna? Videshon Me Talaak Lena Bahut Hi Aasan Hai.
Patni : Pata Hai Tabhi To Vaha Ladakiyan Shadi Ke Samay Roti Nahi Hain.
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami
One Drunk-Night ..
while standing on the Seashore, waves touching
on his feets .
He shouted to the Sea: 'No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet
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I'll Never take her back .. !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now
A man was watching a movie at home..
and suddenly he starts shouting.....??
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
? Don't get off the horse!
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching??
Man: our wedding DVD!!????
A Man praying in ??
Kumbh Mela...
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...??
...Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...??
...Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh meley main...
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo?
Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
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Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do, Apna
Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha
Hai...
WIFE : Q G roz subh mere chehre pe pani dalte ho?
HUSBUND:Tumhare baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena isliye..
Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli
Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho,
Wo Abhi Vyast He
Ek jagadalu patni pati par baras rahi thi
aur pati bechara thar-thar kanp raha tha..
Patni boli tum aadami ho ki chuhe?
Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai tumhara pati he hu agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar kanp rahi hoti.. ??
Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
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Husband gehri soch me tha.....
Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya soch rahe
ho?
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Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
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Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ?
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Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota to aaj
me azaad ho jata..:-D:-P:O