Jokes-Funny SMS

Son - "Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa - "Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein
hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane mein hi
lagi rehti hain..
Jahan Accha Ladka dekha nahin ki shuru ho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna.. ye bahut makkaar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandaan bhi...."

Beta - "Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki
Love marriage hui thi..

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Main iss DIYE par haath rakh k promise karti hun


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Ke main aaj se apne pati ko kabhi bhi pareshan nhi karungi

gift nahi mangungi

unka sab kaha manugi

aur galati pe sry bolungi


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O teri.

DIYA bujh gaya..

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Thank God! Facebook and Whatsapp is an American company . Other wise by now the government would have changed its name to Rajiv Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana

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.. Height Of Bossism !!
Employee : Sir, you called me?
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Boss : Yeah, Go to the restroom
and m@sturbate .
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Employee (after few minutes): done sir
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Boss : Do it again.
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Employee : done it again
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Boss : Do it once more
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Employee : Now I don't have
much stamina for it sir
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Boss : Very good. Now here's the
keys of my car .
Drop my daughter home

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=>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village?
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Sardar: No Sir,
Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.

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Ladke Sab Se Jyada Confuse Kab Hote Hai?
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Jab Ladkiya Puchhti Hai Ki Mai Kesi Lag Rahi Hu..

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Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr
raha tha.
Raatko biwi boli:Ye aadmi mere blouse me
hath daal raha H
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Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me Hai
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Aaj Inbox Me Tum Nazar Nahi Aaye
Tamnna K Phool Fir se Murjhaye
N Jane Kin Galiyo Me Kho Gye Aap
Hm Police Station Se Pagal Khane Tak Dhund Aaye...

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Raste me agar koi ladki
apko bhai kahe,
to ghabrana mat.
Be positive uske kaan ke niche,
1 zor se thappad marna or,
bolna yaha kaha ghoom rahi hai,
Ghar ja jaldi..

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Height of positive thinking-
A man marrying his own secretary
Thinking that she will still
Follow his orders as before..!!

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