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Put your wife in a room & lock it..
Put your dog in another room & lock it!
Open both of them after 2 - 3 hours &

see who is Happy to see U, and who will BITE you

(The users are advised not to try at home as these stunts are performed by professionals).
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Only a man knows a man's nature. For example..
Customer: i need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: wife k liye chahiye, ya phir koi achcha sa dikhaoon?
:) :P ;)

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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

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Husband smart banke aya or bola,

DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA

HU? .

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Tabhi wife zorse chillayi'

CHAKKAAAA!!!

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A line written on a husband's T shirt:
All gals r devil but my wife is queen..
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Of them ????

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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne Se
Pehle
Meetha Khaana Chahiye.

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ?I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!? I gifted her
a weighing scale.

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जब एकता कपूर पैदा हुई
तो डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बधाई हो, कौन हुआ
जानने के लिए देखिए
अगला एपिसोड।
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जब प्रभू देवा पैदा हुआ
तो डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बधाई हो, बच्चा जब
हिलना बन्द करेगा तो चैक करके
बताएगें
कि क्या हुआ है।
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जब दया(CID) पैदा हुआ तो सारे
डॉक्टरोँ ने भागकर हॉस्पिटल के
सारे गेट बन्द कर दिए।
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जब सुरेश कलमाड़ी पैदा हुआ
तो डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बधाई हो, घोटाला हुआ है। जांच
जारी है।
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जब दिग्गविजय सिंह पैदा हुआ
तो डॉक्टर
घरवालों से बोला :- बधाई हो, आपके
साथ मज़ाक हुआ है।
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जब नरेँद्र मोदी पैदा हुए
तो डॉक्टर बोला :- बधाई हो, आपके
घर शेर ए हिन्दुस्तान पैदा हुआ
है!
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जब PM मन्नु सिँह पैदा हुआ तब
डॉक्टर बोला :- बधाई हो,
सन्नाटा हुआ है!
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केजरीवाल के पैदा होने से पहले
डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बच्चा आ नही रहा है, अन्दर धरने
पर बैठा है

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Banta-Agar aapko Garmi
lage to aap kya krte ho?
Santa:Cooler k samne
baith jata hu
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Banta-phir bhi Garmi lage
to?
Santa:To Cooler ON kar
leta hu...

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Absolute Classic!!!

1 bande Ne Ek Function Organize Kiya
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain..
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha

"Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkhoro"

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Jokes - Things to Learn From SRK Movies:

Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani

Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
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arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is...

Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..

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