Dedicated to all married people
Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..ghutno pe.
Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..
Santa: aur nahi to kya..
Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..
What is the best example of ?Once in a Lifetime?
A Mosquito lands on your wifes face,
U get the rarest opportunity of your life..
............Never Miss It..........!!
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon
HUSBAND SENT A SMS TO WIFE :
" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great "
SHE REPLIED :
" Pee liya Na abb chup chap ghar aaja kaminae??? "
Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Vo Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: ?Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao?
Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.
Patni: ?Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warnig De Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum??
Man: ?Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon? :-D
Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai ShAkTi.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : 'Sehan-Shakti'
The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is
Wife's Missed Call!
Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back, "OMG really?"
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"