Jokes-Funny SMS

2 Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre Ke
Bagal Me Admit Thay..
1st: Kisne Maara, Hit Ya Slipper..?
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2nd: Arre Kisi Ne Nahi Yaar,
Ye Ladkiyan Mujhe Dekh Ke Itna
Chillati Hai Ki..
Attack Aa Gaya..!

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Dog And Mosquito Were In Love
Mosquito Kissed The Dog
Dog Become Emotional Gave A
Love Bite To Mosquito..
Mosquito Died Of Rabies, Dog
Died Of Dengue..
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Moral:
"Intercaste Love Is Dangerous"

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Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.?
Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua
Tha..
Railway Tc: Ticket Hai.?
Sadhu: Nahi Hai..
Railway Tc: To Chalo..
Sadhu: Kaha..?
Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka Janam
Hua Tha..!

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Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabi Naraz
Mat Karna
Qki
Bhagwan Naraz To Aap Doctor Ke
Paas
Aur
Doctor Naraz To Aap Sidhe Bhagwan
Ke Paas..
.
Sab Setting Hai..!

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Jo Insaan Auro Se Ulat Chalta Hai,
Wahi Itihaas Likhta Hai...!"
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Ye Baat Traffic Police Ko Bahut Samjhaya Par Bina Chalank Kante Wo Mana Hi Nahi...!

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Dr. to Rakhi Sawant :-

U r looking so weak & exhausted r u taking 5 meals a day as I had advised u ?

Rakhi :- "uski maa ka.“.. Your compounder typed 5 Males a day!

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Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
?
Socho Socho.?
?
Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna
BYE BYE.....!

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Boss To His Frnd: Kya Zamana
Aaya Hai, My Secretary Resigned
Yesterday..
Frnd: But Why..?
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Boss: She Caught Me Kissing My
Wife...!

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Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "taj"
Ager rakhta utne paise bank me "aaj"
To itna aata "byaz"
Ki roz aati ek nayi mumtaz...

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Husband- Dear tum khubsurat
hoti jaa rahi ho..
Wife (kitchen se)- Tumne kaise
jana..??
Husband- Tumhe dekhkar
Rotiyaan bhi 'jalne' lagi hain..!!

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