Jokes-Funny SMS

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar.......
aur..........


Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai.....


Yani k........


Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne se zida mushkil hai......:-P

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Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane
Gaya..
Lekin
Murge Ka English Word Bhool
Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have
Sir..?
.
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father...!

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Yashomati Mom Se Talking
Nand Laala..
Radha Why Fair
And I Am Why Kaala..?
Boli Smiling Maiyya..
Listen Mere Laala
Wo City Ki Girl
Tu Village Ka Gwaala..
.
Thats Why U Kaala...!

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Ek Jungle Me Sab Jaanwar Gaa
Rahe Thay..
PAAN PARAG PAAN MASALA
PAAN PARAG..
Par Giraffe Nahi Gaa Raha Tha..
Kyu..?
Qki..
.
UNCHE LOG UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND..

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Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain..?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain..
Taaki Aap Ki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho..
.
PADEGA INDIA
TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA..

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Husband:
Hume To Apno Ne Loota
Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha
Hamari Kashti Dubi Waha
Jaha Paani Kam Tha..
Wife:
Tum To Thay Hi Gadhe
Tumhari Akal Me Kaha Dum Tha
Waha Kashti Lekar Kyu Gaye
Jaha Paani Kam Tha..
.
"Wife's Always Rocks"

Like SMS - 56 - SMS Length: 236 Husband Vs Wife

Wife: Jaanu..
Monday .. Shopping
Tuesday .. Hotel
Wednesday .. Outing
Thursday .. Dinner
Friday .. Movie
Saturday .. Picnic
Kitna Maaza Aayega..
Husband: Yes, Sunday Mandir..
Wife: Kyu..?
.
Husband: "BHEEK MAANGNE"

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Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi
Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar
Do..
.
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli...!

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Sardar Was Driving Car Very Fast
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Sardar: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher..?
.
Sardar: Ya, Its Correspondence
Course...!

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Son: Papa Kal School Me Small
Get Together Hai Chaloge..?
Father: Small Get Together Kya
Hota Hai..?
.
Son: Only U, Me And Principal...!

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