Jokes-Funny SMS

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

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Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..

Wah Wah

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.

ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.

Like SMS - 159 - SMS Length: 158 CID Jokes SMS

Husband- dubai ja raha hu...
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana...
Husband- singapore ja raha hu....
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana...
Husband- london ja raha hu...
Wife- perfumes leke aana...
Husband- narak mein ja raha hu...
Wife- Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai...bas tum
apna khyal rakhna..!!!

Like SMS - 64 - SMS Length: 306 Husband Vs Wife

Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke
husband
truck ke neeche aakar papad ban
gaye hain
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya
zarurat hai,
neeche se sarka do..

Like SMS - 67 - SMS Length: 205 Husband Vs Wife

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte
ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari
jaisi ek aur le aaun..
Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To
Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi
Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

Like SMS - 83 - SMS Length: 348 Husband Vs Wife

This is killer.!
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Husband comes home early and sees wife with
another guy.
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Wife: Why are you early?
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Husband: Who is he?
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Wife: Don't try to change the topic.!:p=))

Like SMS - 53 - SMS Length: 207 Husband Vs Wife

Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk
Hota Hai.....
Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
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Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To
Aap
Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?
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Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr.
Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe
Ki
Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu..

Like SMS - 68 - SMS Length: 300 Husband Vs Wife

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!

Like SMS - 56 - SMS Length: 137 Husband Vs Wife

1 kanjus hath me chaku se cut maar rha tha
BV-kya kr rhe ho

kanjus-DETTOL ki shishi foot gyi h

Aise hi thodi waste hone dege,Tu b ungli kat le.

Like SMS - 55 - SMS Length: 153 Husband Vs Wife

over me kitne balls feke jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Bade aye!

Cricket k
shoukin :->

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